阿公阿嬤的電話答錄機

「喂！現在我們不能接電話，

請在聽到「嗶」聲後留言.........

"Good morning. . . .

At present we are not at home but,

 please leave your message

after you hear the beep.........

嗶...

beeeeeppp ...

如果你是我的子，先按1，

再依照你打電話的目的，擇1到8；

If you are one of our children, dial 1

 
and then select the option from 1 to 8:

假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按1；

If you need us

 to stay with the children, press 1

如果你是要跟我們借車，按2；

If you want to borrow the car, press 2

如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按3：

If you want us to wash your clothes

and do the ironing,press 3

若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按4；

If you want the grandchildren

to sleep here tonight, press 4

假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按5；

If you want us

to pick up the kids at school, press 5

如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯

然後快遞到你家，按6；

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday

 
or to have it delivered to your home,

press 6

假如你現在要過來吃飯，按7；

If you want to come to eat here, press 7

若是你需要錢，按8

If you need money, press 8

如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、

或是去看戲，直接說話……

If you are going to invite us to dinner,

 
or, taking us

to the theater start talking,

我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!」

we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"